There had to be some ratio for fans online support vs. them supporting things in real life

The lady at the art museum recognized my Kaws shirt. 🙂

The older ladies at work really be lowkey attempting to line they nieces/daughters/annoying ass younger friend up for me to b****d them

Idk why people be thinking Im playing about buying shit off wishlists. I do this shit on the regular

Definitely noticed this is about the time they put in a 2 week notice so they can politely spin the block in a few months

This whole getting off work and not doing anything for like an hour isn't that bad.

There is a certain demographic that I REALLY attract and I don't like it at all...I wanna know who is responsible for this shit.

I'ma just go buy a Prius cause bruh, why not

Alright, I'm not even gonna roll over my good deeds to next month, I'ma skip a month or two.

Bruh,I'm so tired of eating pineapples.

The fact that I haven't changed my number in nearly 20 years really means people hit me up outta nowhere

Then cardinals jerseys kinda hard tho

Murda Marv better make a phone call

Insomnia cookies better than that dehydrated cookie place y'all like

Being left handed really comes in handy sometimes

The fact I can't eat chocolate is really a deal breaker with some women

Bruh, USC really believes it's USC right now

I'm really looking for shit to buy on Amazon cause one item just ain't worth it

Bruh, Lincoln Riley needs to just have someone else recruit on defense...cause this shit gotta stop