Lauren Slone (@sloney) 's Twitter Profile
Lauren Slone

@sloney

Writer. Actress. Director. @sagaftra performer.

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You know the feeling you felt at the end of “The Empire Strikes Back” the very first time? Just… pales in comparison…

Keith Olbermann (@keitholbermann) 's Twitter Profile Photo

KAYVEE IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: Last seen at Jerome Ave. and Gunhill Rd. She's 15 pounds and chipped: 985141005580036. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT KAYVEE!

KAYVEE IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: Last seen at Jerome Ave. and Gunhill Rd. She's 15 pounds and chipped: 
985141005580036. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT KAYVEE!
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VENUS IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Amsterdam Ave and 171st. She's 45 pounds and chipped:
985113005867036. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT VENUS!

VENUS IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Amsterdam Ave and 171st. She's 45 pounds and chipped:
985113005867036. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT VENUS!
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This is why the AMPTP needs professional writers. “We’re close to a deal, but if we don’t come to an agreement by a totally random and arbitrary Thursday, negotiations are off til 2024.” AMPTP, I have notes.

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Remembering lovely Jim Henson, born today in 1936. "When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope still is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here. It's a wonderful life and I love it."

Remembering lovely Jim Henson, born today in 1936.
"When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope still is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here. It's a wonderful life and I love it."
Lauren Slone (@sloney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#girlmath: starting your period on #Fridaythe13th + a full solar eclipse the next morning = gateway to becoming THAT Dark Feminine you always knew was inside 💫💃🏽

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🤔🤯 OHHHH…WOW. That whole “‘N Sync reunion” push making a LOT more sense now… JT ain’t been thinking ‘bout nary one of them 4 dudes for 2 decades, but heard the murmurs the hammer was dropping soon. Needed a big commotion to try and drown out the noise. #TheWomanInMe

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🖤I love seeing my Emo boys grown up and out in the world. Heard the “corporation filing montage” songs in Family Guy and knew Patrick Stump IMMEDIATELY 🖤