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They receive $0 in taxpayer funds. Meanwhile, y’all are proposing defunding Veteran’s healthcare, Medicare, and Social Security when you think no one is watching. Doesn’t get lower than gutting some of the only lifelines left for veterans, seniors, widows, and the disabled.

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women

ozempic is getting out of hand

Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill. Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.

real men use a vibrator on their girl

Yeah, knowing that the only thing that stands in the way of another 9/11 is Spirit Airlines is comforting.

put him in a pool and delete the ladder

#stockmarketcrash Trump has been in office a week and the market is about to open in freefall. Turns out that all that ignorant "America first/America alone/Tariff" babble doesn't play well on the world markets. Take a shot of Tequila before checking your 401K today! 🤬

#stockmarketcrash

Trump: Kills the CHIPS Act that was designed to spur semiconductor and chip manufacturing in the US. Also Trump: We're going to tariff semiconductors and chips so they make them in the US. You can't make this kind of pants-on-head paint chip eating up

President Musk: The Truth Is Out There

Dunking on President Biden with "Genocide Joe" was all fun and games until you realize that Biden had a plan to rebuild Gaza and Trump is now going to exile all the Palestinians

It goes so hard if you’re stupid

i refuse to believe someone fuсked Amy Schumer and got her pregnant

Bro I wish I had been an only child so fucking bad

Since it’s Liberation Day for the dumbfucks, how about some celebratory song & dance performed by the biggest dumbfuck of them all…

Kamala Harris comments on the nationwide protests against Donald Trump: “The voices of working people will always be louder than the unelected billionaires.”