Dear ones, queer ones: you are not God’s judgment. You are God’s glory. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

"Why do you have to throw your sexuality in our faces all the time?" Hot takes brought to you by the people who saw all 3 Magic Mike movies.

I’m so tired of Christians using their faith as a facade for absolutely abhorrent behavior and attitudes. God isn’t behind your bigotry and prejudice and thinly veiled hate. #SorryNotSorry

When there is more animosity toward the people sounding the alarm about injustice than those people perpetrating it, you know there is a problem.

The fact that a large group of men are willing to hold the entire Gospel hostage over what a handful of women are doing IN THE CHURCH ought to tell y'all everything you need to know.

If you think the gross stuff is only happening in the SBC, you ought to pay attention to what's going on in the Church of God Reformation Movement (Anderson, IN) regarding queer people.

Beloved, you do not have to do performative daily Bible readings to show God how devoted you are. Nowhere in the Bible does it say you have to read it daily. Sure, you should know what's in there (so you know that you don't have to read it every day, for example).

Well, there goes my 36-hour streak of not being a sobbing mess.

"The Little Mermaid is a DANGEROUS MOVIE for Christians to watch, because it depicts a sea witch taking away a woman's voice, and only evangelicals are allowed to do that."

I get why y'all are quote-tweeting and arguing with that Little Guy™️, but also, why are y'all QT'ing and arguing with that little guy?

If you mix together 2 kinds of lettuce, it’s a salad; ergo, if you mix together 2 kinds of M&Ms it is also a salad. Follow me for more recipes and cooking advice.

This dog is broken. I think we need a new one.

I can’t even believe I’m typing this. I ran out of flour. My BFF: Does @kingarthurflour have an emergency hotline?

Just another day where fifty people calling me a "pedo groomer" is still not considered "targeted harassment" on this app.

If you've claimed Jeremiah 29:11 as your personal life verse, you're a victim of negligent biblical exegesis and may be entitled to financial compensation.

What if…hear me out…this is all a ploy by the Democrats for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to swoop into Chicago on the back of her flying unicorn and accept the nomination for President of the United States?

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