OOC: :( Sad... Last tweet... Foreshadowing. Baaah.

*rolls around in the crunchy Autumn leaves* Wish Remus Lupin were here to bask in this cool Autumn evening with me, but he's up a tree.

I hope that sex dictionary I got Remus Lupin for Christmas wasn't too much.

*looks out the window, trying to decide between wild sex with @MorpoticMoony, or a wild romp in the snow* Whats on the agenda, Moony?

Right then, hope everyone is enjoying this beautiful drizzly Scotland weather as much as I am. *sarcasm*

Whomever thought spraying a dog with hose water as a punishment got it completely wrong.

*pictures himself as a monkey, looking troubled* Анастасия Are monkeys attractive? I mean, for animals? * puts an arm around Remus*

*smiles to himself* Анастасия I'm of course the most bronzed, athletic and charming monkey in the jungle. *nods approvingly*

*looks at Анастасия, and then the lake, back and forth, eagerly*

*his clothes are off before Анастасия's button is undone* *starts to turn and run to the lake, buy stops short, admiring Remus*

*looks around, stretching, before grabbing Анастасия's and and running, letting go to full out jump into the lake* Come in, Moony!

*goes under the water, terrorising some fish, before finding Анастасия's legs and pulling him down*

*Even when he does wrong, he still manages to play the victim*

*will never understand why Анастасия is, and will always, be so shy, but grins anyway* Fantastic! What should we do, scare the squid?

*stares up at the stars, holding Анастасия close*

*wanders around the library, humming much to loudly, looking for nothing inparticular*

*hits the ground with a thud and looks up at Анастасия* Ouch! Hey! *takes his hand and stands up*

I would have wished my mum a happy Mother's Day, but, well, I hate her, she hates me. I'll leave that to Regulus to do.

But its so hottttttt.

Prongs' parents are all nutters. Where is my Remus Lupin when I need him?