“Hear me out - let’s just let Pennsylvania decide” -Thomas Jefferson

Go see Anora with your whole family! They’ll love it.

Welcome to hell let’s start by having you put on these duvet covers

I like that they’re just calling it Gladiator 2. Enough of these overly complicated sequels “Avengers: Endgame” “Aliens: Romulus” Gladiators 2. It’s the one after Gladiator 1.

I just had my first ever chopped cheese WTF If only I could go back in time and tell the drunk 27 year old me who literally lived above a bodega GET THE CHOPPED CHEESE GOD DAMN IT I mean I woulda had a heart attack by now But it woulda been worth it.

"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." -Clarence Darrow

how does Squarespace still not have autosave?

If you’re dealing with a home intruder, quickly make some oatmeal and sling it at them

Lakers: A Mavs: B- Me: A++ This Luka trade is amazing for me A great distraction to hold me over until episode 4 of Severance

There’s no law preventing you from calling it a choo choo fyi

It doesn't matter who Donald Trump "nominates." The next Secretary of Labor, Secretary of Education, Secretary of Treasury, and Secretary of Housing ... is Elon Musk.

Anora wins 5 Oscars Uncut Gems 0 Oscar nominations Was Anora THAT much better?? #Oscars2025

Club owner: can you do 15 tonight? Cory Booker:

(Barges into subway car) Excuse me everyone may I have your attention I’d like to sit down my day has been like a 3 out of 10 difficulty wise I’d just like to sit so I can play some dumb game on my phone and not be with my thoughts thank you

Sending all good thoughts and positive vibes to the great Jayson Tatum. 🙏🙏🙏