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The full transcript of Boris Johnson's apology: waffle, waffle, bumble, bumble, stumble, stumble.

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We are hungry and the only thing that will satisfy our hunger is more subs. MORE SUBS MORE SUBS MORE SUBS 👏👏👏👏👏

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The government appointed Jacob Rees-Mogg as comedian-in-chief bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

I'm fully behind more people walking and cycling wherever they can, but I'm not in favour of SUVs driving around with flat tyres while on my bike. ⭐

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Billionaires fat shaming one another on twitter was not on my 2022 bingo card.

Doctor, doctor, I've caught my foot in the door. Sit down and let me take a look. I can't my foot is stuck in the door. ⭐

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You need to be waiting at the station for the train to arrive, you can't jump on a train that's already left.

Some might say he croaked it.

Who doesn't feel like their own worst enemy? Anyone? Bueller? ⭐

Let them eat mould. Let them swim in turds. #ipreferredletthemeatcake