Go on, admit it. If given the choice now you’d swap Boris for Theresa.

Dear Scotland. Can you take the North of England with you when you leave? Just saves me having to move house. Thanks

How can the Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, know so little about digital, culture, media and sport?

At what point in an attempt to fill vacant posts does he reach for the phone and calls Theresa May?

And that brings up the half century

Boris is the political equivalent of Geoff Boycott! #BorisJohnson #BorisMustGo #BorisJohnsonResign

He was looking good at the crease, I was confident he was going to get to 100 resignations. Disappointing

So which candidate should I be most scared of?

Worst band promo photo ever #ConservativeLeadershipContest

And somehow, after all this, they’re expected to all unite and publicly back whatever tripe the winner turns out. #C4LeaderDebate

Dear UCI I’m very concerned about the sock length some of the riders seem to be displaying here. Can we enforce that rule a bit more please? I know you always focus on the important stuff.

Just buy a new kettle and that’ll make everything ok.

If anything you say or comment on social media isn’t something you’d say out loud in a group of people then you’re simply not grown up enough to use it.

As a cycling and F1 fan, a quick flick through todays has been quite interesting.

Usual buying tickets experience. Join queue, get tickets allocated, try and pay, site crashes. Not that Ticketmaster care. Successfully ruining music for years. Arseholes

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

Polls are still open! Vote Liberal Democrat now for a strong voice in parliament fighting for our NHS and against the sewage scandal. Don't forget your ID!

Just about sums it up nicely