If they'd made byler canon in the final episode it still wouldn't have changed the fact that the season was dogshit. Bylers don't just hate season 5 because we didn't get our ship, we hate it because it was objectively terrible

i gotta stop freaking out about the dirty talk fic and go read chapter 4 of the pool boy fic

meanwhile fanfics be going viral every week over here

talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet

«it’s will’s hands, his fingers, his back, his waist. his thighs that are stronger than mike’s, his calves, his feet, his ass. the way his body is soft, where mike’s is bony. it’s like his body is not just a boy’s body anymore like lucas’ or dustin’s, but something else entirely»

uuh guys what’s been happening while i was sleeping

okay apparently i have a water pistol kink now

this has to be one of the most unhinged mike’s i’ve ever read.. give me more

“will, come on, come on” INTO COME ON BABY COME ON DARLING oh my fuck

will byers was the it boy for a month when everyone was gagging over his powers reveal and an edit got 10m likes and a byler fic from his pov with mike cuddling and kissing him for 50k words is the 2nd most kudoed fic. ik your hate stems from jealousy

i can’t even blame mike for becoming a fumbling mess here, the way will stares at him without breaking eye contact and he looked extra pretty

not some people thinking i was talking about conformitygate 😭😭

the pool boy fic core

are you guys picking up what i’m putting down

*sighs heavily*

everyone coming out saying they thought this was what the water gun looked like.. guys just how big did u think wills mouth is 😭😭😭