Are you building for mass adoption or are you building for Brooklyn?

Crypto twitter flying 20 hours to Singapore so they can stand around at events like this

Ever notice how "Let me check with the team and get back to you" is crypto BD-speak for "I’ll ask, but we both know this isn't going anywhere"

I get second hand anxiety just looking at this

Just met the @calderaxyz team at shefi.eth (💫,💫)

venture capital is an incredible gig. - you take risks with *other* people’s money. - you get paid a hefty fee no matter what. - you can spend lavishly on unlimited traveling, parties, events, & “tech week”. - you get to go on podcasts & say the same stuff you read from a

crypto startups will raise 8-9 figures and throw a bunch of lavish parties with no real ROI then say they have no budget for GTM strategies, marketing, ecosystem retention/growth, etc. that may actually help their businesses bruv what u need is an intervention, not an open bar

The confidence of a 6’5 white fraternity male with a trust fund < the confidence of someone who thinks they’ll succeed with a dating app 💀

what this space really needs is.... 🌴a new network state in bali 🌴more tokens (theres not enough tokens) 🌴more VCs with terrible fund performance convincing Asian family offices to give them money 🌴more BD hires asking "whats the move tonight" at 3:27am 🌴more passive

In crypto BD, the easiest part is getting the "Yes" — the hardest part is getting anyone to follow up after that

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I don’t think people realize just how badly Juul fucked up their bodies if they’re receiving $3,000 payouts from one class action lawsuit. “Yay I can buy a new iPhone!” Bro you’re going to need a new iRon Lung Pro Max

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