i am the only dumb slut who hasn’t been on a boat in chicago yet this summer :(

logged back in for the first time in over a month just to learn i joined this hellish website 12 years ago today 😓

possibly the worst cultural exchange in chicago was putting an estereo in west loop and a federales in logan square

that’s a great new pop song you’ve got there. it’d be a shame if someone mixed it into cola to make a viral tiktok sound 😏

haven’t had ramen in way too long

one life, live it.

Ok, a thread on fancy sleepwear. 🧵

i love the music but i can’t get over how every video of stephan jolk i see looks like david duchovny playing a beautiful sunset set

i like that lp giobbi is just a weird little guy

bro are you okay? you’ve barely touched your good kush and alcohol

an angel investor but they just buy me candles

for the last week, i’ve been taking the time to open and hit unsubscribe to every unwanted email I get. my inbox is so quiet now. it’s beautiful.

i’ve seen some things on the internet that have made me dumber tonight. goodnight.

the orlando airport is the most effective birth control on the market

Why the fuck can I hear that trivia questions from the bar across the street rn

i drunk respond to insta stories with shit like “kick rocks buster”

why do girls from miami insist on leaving voice notes instead of just responding to a text