#PixelsForHarrisWalz

I'll take the guy who beat the Big Three over the actor

I am apparently trying to get banned tonight, I have been very aggressive and vulgar. Mea culpa, they all fucking deserve it.

Happy Birthday Jon Tester open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p…

Move Over Paris, Chicago Is The New City Of Love wonkette.com/p/move-over-pa…

I'll take crying Gus Walz over this creep a thousand times a day...

#FeedTheKids is probably safer to use than #FeedTheFuckingKids, but I just strongly prefer the latter

#HarrisWalz2024 #TimWalz

Gus fucking rules. Fight me.

Right Wing News: Walz admits to being unaware of other countries

hasthtag team gus #TeamGus

All set for the Beyoncé concert!

"And then there was Big Gretch. Whitmer was great, and we love her, and she was stunning in suffragette white. She is definitely running in the future, and she should. Also, she pronounces it, “MARE-ee-largo,” and I am forever saying it that way." *ahem* Gretchen Whitmer

"You may have sensed that none of our days went according to plan, and so may be surmising that things did not go according to plan on this day. Never surmise, you make a sur of mi and se." wonkette.com/p/dnc-2024-a-f…

Look Twitter, I did a Halloween thing haSHtag Halloween

Stills for you people who either don't watch the video or hate spooky sound effects. You know who you are. hAShtag H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N

Elon Musk is going to lose his fucking mind tonight. Absolutely lose his motherfucking mind.

So what's this I hear about Elmo being the first lady? He is certainly practiced in pearl clutching...

Now, more than ever, Elon Musk can eat shit. Bring the hammer buddy, nobody fears your saggy ass.

Support an inner-city Detroit school with dollars. Get popcorn. Everybody wins. popup.doublegood.com/s/z2e1q2x4