together we will make out

at least bunii dropped

going to pavlov dog myself but negatively

I feel something I don't know

where the fuck did all of the videos of lebron dancing salsa above 480p go

gonna blow these demons smoove off twin

shoutout mf’n topiramate

i'm SO excited to announce that i opened up my online shop (YAY!) with ACGGoods who i am unbelievably grateful to ✌️🐹💛 there's a random lil assortment to celebrate the opening, but i have big plans for 2026 - so please look forward to everything 🥺 acggoods.com/store/vekafi

talked to my shrink today and she told me that 50 years ago men were fighting wars

men dont cry! lock the fuck in brother cat

Me still pretending my life isn’t falling apart:

ugh

stream too much

just finished making a roux, brine, ham roulade, corn casserole, deviled eggs, honey butter carrots, and going to try and make asparagus tmr lmk if you’re looking for a stay at home husband…

bigggg depressive nap kinda guy

santa you have until midnight tonight to give me what i want or else me and the other elves are going to form a union or something

oooof woke up again 🥀

pt 4 5 and 6 coming to theaters near you