White people invaded 90% of the world looking for spices...and don't even use them in their food now.

Santa and Banta went out to dine and ordered 2 drinks. They then took their sandwiches from their lunch boxes and started to eat. Seeing this, the waiter told them, "Sorry, but you can't eat your own sandwiches in... facebook.com/shiripiripiri/…

So sad! Please put this on your status if you know someone or are related to someone who suffers from stupidity. We all need to understand that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be... facebook.com/shiripiripiri/…

I feel my best when I'm happy.

I am a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Dear IPL viewers, Please enjoy all the matches. Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny!

I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!

Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl. Girl: No, I don't go with strangers. Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?

Girl: Sir, please help me. A guy blackmails me. Police Official: Don't worry just go to settings in gmail and change the colour of the theme!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller!

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary!

My wife and I have a rule whoever is driving controls the radio, unless I'm driving and then she controls the radio.

*DON'T GIVE ANY CLOTHES TO MAIDS* A lady gave some of her old sarees to her maid and said,.. "Take these, & use them,.. They are of good quality & I don't wanna throw them, just that they are old, you use them... facebook.com/shiripiripiri/…

I like my job! It's the work I hate !

*Dental Clinic* Bengali woman: Hamara tit bahot hilta hai. Dentist: Toh thoda tight bra pehna karo. Bengali woman: Bodmaish ami daant bolte daant.

Roses are Red; Violets are Blue; Your parents are beautiful; What happened to you?

Every man should marry. Happiness isn't everything.

Do you need glasses? □ Yes □ No ✔

Thesaurus: An ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.