Have you ever swallowed a noodle too fast yet too slow at the same time and then you just end up choking on it? 🥲

god bless everyone working during the holidays while the majority is off 😭 i hope you all can enjoy at least some happiness somewhere somehow. or at least get the fattest bonus ever.

chatgpt gave me my ticket gate info before it was announced which was a helpful heads up tbh. i asked chatgpt first, then the information desk lady that said i had to wait a few more hours and check the board WHICH confirmed chatgpt was right. WOW THX AI

I kinda wanna blame someone for my diarrhea today… I best believe it was not my fault this time…

Can I just have like ONE full week in my life where I’m not accidentally stabbing myself in the eye with my glasses, giving myself all different types of papercuts, chipping/cracking a fingernail and even CUTTING my own self with my own fingernails???!?! 😭😭😭 #help #wtf

I JUST found out that Dr. Evil and Austin Powers are the same person.😭 Did y'all know that?! All cause I asked ChatGPT if the actor from Wednesday, Uncle Fester, was the same as Dr. Evil.

Feed me.. 😂

Buitengebieden This dog is moving the surveillance camera in order to steal a treat! Lol. 🤣

Y’all be careful yawning while walking at night in some parts of Tokyo. 😭 My friend had a huge cockroach fly straight into her hand. 😭 Like it stayed in there for a bit. 😭 Imagine if it was… in the mouth while yawning. 😭 hopefully, that’s just me overthinking🤞🤜🪵

Speaking of my cute/innocent Japanese friends, one of them really asked me (in a quiet whisper) “Is it true you guys have to wash your vegetables in America?” 🫥 bro, I wash my vegetables HERE. 🫠 what theeeee. (Can’t post this one on my IG story cause she’s on there… hehe)

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How DARE I need sleep as a human being?? UGHHH. SOOO ANNOYING. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I’ve been very impatiently waiting for the final part of Squid Game to come out and it’s finally here but at the same time, I don’t want to watch it cause I don’t feel like crying. 😭

hm THAT'S WEIRD. i think i need more money. 🤠

i'll never forget the time when i did a small giveaway (pikachu keychains) back then and TWO whole ass people who won refused to give me their addresses...

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Some middle aged looking guy cut me off in front of the escalator at the station and I was about to get mad but he had a cute plush keychain on his bag. 💀 I guess that’s how you get me. 🥴

Damn my pride if I was casually dragged by the mouth like that. 😭 this video is sooooooo cute though. 🥹 MY DREAM DOG AHHHH.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL THE NICE PPL ONLY. :D ❄️☃️🎄✨🎆💖🎇