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my friends when i tell them i’m depressed

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we'll be home around 9 pm tonight.

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me after giving bad directions from the maps

this was my labubu

This would be a non story if they didn't react. You gotta act like you belong!! That's how I've been getting free breakfast at the Hilton down the street for the past 2 weeks.

I’m drinking from glassware you hoes can’t even pronounce

neva felt like this before sorry

“If you cook tuna casserole don’t invite me to your house for 3-6 months”

That’s so true where has The Rock been

confession time: i have never remotely understood how minesweeper works & just randomly click on little boxes until things go BOOM

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

First week officially living in Hawaii !!!! And already secured a job <3

ALL THE FRESH POKE YUM

i love going out to eat with men cause i grab their thighs under the table and they think im doing something freaky but whole time im using their pants as a napkin

Road to Hana 🌺

If you come to find out I no longer follow you on social media it’s because I think you’re so corny I can’t even watch

I’ve waited my turn

I think pre-period week is the closest we will get to feeling like we’re in hell