How do you get to be a judge but only over things like this, like shenanigans court judge

I have been saying this for years and no one believed me

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

"I remember talking to Catelyn Stark and telling her not to go to that wedding, man." - King James, 299 AC (After Aegon's Conquest)

we’re finally getting the kind of talk-show interviews Frank Miller promised us in The Dark Knight Returns

Black culture has always celebrated excellence, period. We hype Eminem in rap. We gas up Cooper DeJean making plays. CMC. Maxx Crosby. Larry Bird before them. If you stand out in a space dominated by us, you get love. No hesitation. But when Black people celebrate our own

“He was fighting against Blacksmiths and Stable boys. He’d never survive in today’s league.” Ser Criston Cole had some harsh words to say about Ser Duncan The Tall’s legacy 👀 (via Tavern Shay Shay Podcast)

Pro athletes are literally built differently. I went to high school with 2 successful MLB pitchers. Craziest story came from freshman year: During tryouts, one of the tests they had us do was to see how far we could throw a baseball. We walked out to the football practice field

When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.

Idc what yall say those taxes ain’t high enough lmao

I’ll never understand why Doughboy took Ricky’s dead ass body back to the house 😭😭😭😭😭😭

no one in history has ever had more game, it is physically impossible to eclipse this

you boutta find out exactly why

Eric Benét: “Now these motherfuckers are trying to distract us by releasing classified alien and UFO documents. Don’t nobody give a fuck. You the monster motherfucker. I’ll go smoke a joint with E.T. I’m scared of your bitchass. I don’t give a fuck if they have a press conference

you just wanted an excuse to post this image

It was just a hockey game.

Ngga you driving a washing machine?

I am not saying I am old, but we made ashtrays for our parents in art class.

wtf? i literally auditioned 3 times for this. she’s not even a pig bro

Link gotta be after a time machine on #Paradise. NickName is Link from Zelda. A Link to the Past. Ocarina of Time. Think its pretty obvious.