Text me first. I like that shit

if She has a cute butt she's a keeper

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Im a Squirrel Are you a Tree? Cause I wanna store my nuts in your hole.

Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Can I take your picture so I can show Santa exactly what I want?