sorry guys im leaving twitter. im going to post gleeps on frunkley.bunk with two hundred of the most 38 year old people this website ever churned out

The year is 2034. George Soros slides me a manilla envelope across the table. "You've done a good job," he says. "You've lowered the birthrate by making men dress like 55 yr old professors who feed ducks." I nod and leave the room. I can now buy a home in a walkable neighborhood.

I love this event

I’ll be speaking at this! Got some top secret treats to share… See you there!

The number of very mediocre people in management jobs who have failed upwards or have their positions because of unearned legacy or birthright or bullshit nepotism vastly outweighs the number of imaginary “DEI hires” that some claim are lowering the bar. Miss me with that noise.

I know Biden pulling out of the US presidential race is big news but I can’t stop thinking about how an asparagus fortune teller prediction on Jeremy Vine could be right. x.com/chiefbrody1984…

Not sure where the flame is going to be lit but the arc de triomphe is a 40m walk from where they are right now 😬 #OpeningCeremony

This is my Tweet of the evening

introducing the new cast of seinfeld

A few lines of police watching racist thugs setting fire to a hotel accommodating asylum seekers does not convey any confidence that people and communities will be protected

Still find it hilarious that the Team GB skateboarding squad is just a bunch of children and a 50 year old man

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I gave a talk on this at our editions.dev event earlier this year - proud to be part of such a talented, developer obsessed, team. Lots of great features shipped and more in the pipeline to come 💚

Sergio Leone: The first shot will be a horseman in the distance. [tearing up a little] And he will be shot in the head so beautifully…. Ennio Morricone: Sergio my friend I love this first shot. It is molto sublime. Perhaps one second later a spring should go “boing” 100 times?

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