My mom: what do you even do at work? Me: read batman fanfiction and eat spiderman fruit snacks. Mom: no dumbass I mean what is your job.

Democrats: these abortion laws are going to put women in danger. Republican lawmaker Kat Cammack after she almost dies because of lack of abortion care during an ectopic pregnancy: this is all Democrats fault. Make it make sense

Just dropping in for your yearly reminder- there is a cannon spiderman comic book story where Mary Jane Watson gets cancer and dies from Peter Parker's radioactive jizz

I'm so sick of explaining to people that talking on the phone is difficult for me because of hearing loss and auditory processing disorder. If. I get one more phone call that could have been a text from a coworker imma go postal

When you join a server for a fandom and one of the members intros says they are thirteen

AO3 is down in the middle of the reread of one of my favorite Batman fics 😭😭😭😭😭

The definition of insanity is me reloading AO3 over and over again expecting it to be back up

What is the name of that movie where the chicken raises a duck 🦆 and at the end after she sends him south she lets herself be eaten to save baby weasels

I'm sick and probably need to see a doctor. But I'm on my period so anything I tell the doctor will be dismissed as period symptoms.

My friend likes my mom more than me I swear

Hopefully sometime this weekend I'll have my first ever Batman fanfiction completed. It's just hard, my sister was one of my biggest cheerleaders even though she never got the obsession. I wish she was still here to listen to my dumb ideas

Me loving how James Gunn is doing the DC universe and all the comic accurate plots: 😀😁🥰 Me remembering ehat my friend told me about Vigilante cause I never read the peacemaker comics: 😮😲 😢😭

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