One of the most ignorant and callous things someone can say to another with mental illness is, “Figure your shit out.” Just plain ignorant.

Good morning, Perverts...

What do ya know, Perverts?

It seems all hell is breaking loose on Twitter today. Social media was never the promised land for our industry. Keep investing in your website, newsletter and mailing list.✌️🏾

Last time I checked, Twitter was a place to have conversations. Not a place to come to be told what to do.

The concept of "single swingers" makes no sense to me. If you're single and banging around, you're playing the field.

I just said this: “With tits like that, I don’t care what your pants cost.”

Valentine’s Day menu, um, mistake… Always hire a Pervert as your proofreader.

Playa…

Hello, short-short season… #arizonaHeat #theHeatIsOn

Slow sexters don’t seem to understand momentum…

Greetings, perverts.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Even your drink can be a subtle signal to other #swingers

Boo…