Thank you so much to everyone that made it out to camp this year! It was a total blast and we truly couldn’t have done it without you. #deerpunk Photo Credit: Tyler Menezes

Shadytel is pleased to announce a fleet of newer, lower mileage service vehicles to meet our contractual union obligations.

Shout out to the person who tried to send an entire 92-page modem command reference via the secret voice BBS facsimiletron. Don't give up!

Shadytel is proud to offer conference calling as a tariffed service! 905-845-0838, PIN 2455464# (BILLING spelt out on the keypad). A separate charge may be incurred for a selection of dark hold music.

Incredible that we, as a society, have simply lost the battle to spam. 80% of the physical mail, phone calls, text messages, DMs, and friend requests I receive are either unwanted junk or scams trying to separate me from my money. Entire modes of communication made unusable.

This is the official Shadytel / Beerocracy ShadyBucks starter kit

Take advantage of the holiday season with tariff seances! Ever wanted to know how your single wire earth return line was doing? For a recurring monthly fee, Shadytel will allow you to communicate with the spirit of your long-departed grandfathered services.

We've proudly presented joe_z with the Cockade of Infinite Billing for spreading word of Shadytel services - and Nortel PBXes - at VCF Midwest

youtube.com/watch?v=JvlnJM… The unmistakable sound of a 5ESS space division network routing you to a codec up close. We think this might be one of the only designs that isn't codec-per-line.

even if twitter goes away we'll still have our webring shady.tel/ring/

Thanks for bringing this to our attention. Our trademark lawyers are on it. x.com/_cchhrriiss11_…