( GROWL. )

YOU —. ( IS KICKED?? OH NO?? Cue the loud ass, dramatic yelping and whimpering. )

( Waddling over to Jack, acting all sad and whimpering as loud as it can. )

I WISH FOR HIM TO EXPLODE.

( Shaking … acting all dramatic … pawing at Jack’s leg and giving him the saddest eyes possible. )

( … slowly waddling into view. )

( ,,, waddles into view. sits down. tilts its head back. HOOOOOOOOOOOOWL. )

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈 am given 𝘧𝘭esh to be your ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀T͟O͟R͟M͟E͟N͟T͟OR . .. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP & #FNAFRP

BREADFRUIT BBQ. 👹

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙸'𝚖 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 ~ ❗️ #MVRP , #FNAFRP

i fucking hate henry miller

( BARK. BBBAARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. )

I Still Hate Henry Miller

//: forgot my blackjack speaks in all caps oopsies

( manifesting into view. doggo jumpscare. )

( flopping down onto its side in the middle of the floor. )

🐕

( BARK. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. )

( BBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. )