Newcastle are out-shithousing Arsenal. What a wonderful sight

Do you sit in the bath on a Friday evening and do an IQ test or you not severely autistic?

Sheffield United RED AND WHITE. 🥃⚔️

I need Don Goodman to die

Jake Sawyer’s just bought me a drink. Get in your bunkers. It’s over

Wilder wasn’t in charge when we signed a single one of these players. Has absolutely no clout outside of Sheffield United, and will have little to no impact on whether potential Premier League level players choose to stay a second season in a row in the Championship

Can’t explain it exactly but him and Gary Stevenson both have the exact same fidgety beta-male mannerisms. Both absolutely insufferable too

Literal treason.

You’ll Walk Never Alone

Quoting this stating you’ve got a uni degree as if unis wouldn’t give a degree to an orangutan if it paid them

Wants to be really doesn’t he. Cost nearly 5x second place (another Birmingham signing 24/25). Third place also… another Birmingham singing 24/25

If a goalkeeper remotely touches the ball, they’re allowed to take whatever else they want with it (also touched the ball with his arm) 🤣

In a just society this man would be tried for treason

Looks like a young Matthew Perry if he mewed

Tax The Rich!!!!

Ending domestic wood burning could save the NHS 0.023% of its yearly budget

We do have a real shortage of barbers

I actually cannot wrap my head around the fact a supposed economic genius can’t wrap his head around basic taxation. He’s a fucking moron