@MisterFusty Sort of like a catch all ‘this is shit’ - I like it!

The first rule of Alderaan Club is: you can't talk about Alderaan Club because we blew it up. #ImperialHumour

I just reserved my Mailbox. Have you reserved yours? mailboxapp.com

“@MisterFusty: BBC News - Can politicians save Britain's pubs? foe.rs/4s” - I’m trying my best too, fancy helping out? :)

@szikoraworld we had that Leo Sayer album on cassette tape when I was a kid, ahhh the memories (of awful music)

“Edward S. Coward: There is a god! :-)” there is, but he’s busy at someone’s leaving do today.

@szikoraworld have you put a camera in my living room?

@szikoraworld blimey, the things you may have seen. Me bustin’ some moves is the least of my worries!

@szikoraworld to make matters worse, Mrs Foers is on a night out with work colleges round the corner from you. Lock doors, turn lights off.

@szikoraworld think the cats are in more danger to be honest!

@szikoraworld have Wrighty marching round the perimeter, armed to the teeth with a rolled up radio times -is Wighty part of the twitteratti?

@szikoraworld one less follower and he’d be truly anti-social

“@MamboDrunkSheep: John Bishop I so hope this idea catches on !!! pic.x.com/Y3u8bW1OeU” Should be a branch everywhere

“Darren Waters: New PB in the half marathon. Delighted. #fb” congrats! Well earnt pint and fat laden meal tonight?

“@MisterFusty: It is supposed to be spring, right?” somewhere #nothere #brrrrrrrrr

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Fin & Fly: July 2013 createsend.com/t/r-1EDC50E9F6…

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