do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

Jeremiah Smith is carrying a big-ass wooden turtle around because this is the greatest sport on Earth.

When I’m enjoying a great CFP game between 2 good head coaches and 2 fantastic college QBs but then I find out the TV ratings are only 6.5 instead of 8.0😭😭

Kevin Stefanski after the first drive of every game

STEFANSKI IS NOT CALLING PLAYS ANYMORE

Live look at Dillon Gabriel

i am not exactly thrilled about having to grow old in a world where this level of stupidity is proliferating

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

what happened calorically in 2025 can never happen again

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

Democrats are worse than useless and will not save you.

It has been 10 years since Trump first rose to power and the only thing the Democratic party has done for an entire decade is scream “Trump bad” while quietly agreeing with most of his capitalist and imperialist policies. There is no opposition party and we desperately need one!

Jared Carrabis Jose Ramirez vs every Dodger free agent

A grown man deciding that one grown man was a bit too mean to another grown man is still the most hilarious penalty in sports

>fire head coach >interview promising young offensive minds >tell them that they have to retain the defensive coordinator >interview said defensive coordinator for the same position >young candidates withdrawal >hire 60 year old with no experience >defensive coordinator leaves

Me finally being able to ride high speed rail in the United States at the age of 92:

i’m not kidding when i say that Giannis being a Kalshi partner should make him ineligible to play NBA games. if you for make him either divest or ban him you might as well just get Tim Donaghy back in the league for all the integrity the game will have.