*Cries in Georgia*

You really can't hear anything nicer about your product than Forrest here saying Prefab feels like it was built by and for its users. Woohoo! More details in the full case study: prefab.cloud/blog/case-stud…

Hey Slack can we get a schedule option for DMs that isn't a specific time but is more like "X minutes after this person has been online"? 🙏 I'm a polite boy who likes to give my coworkers time to settle in (regardless of what time they log on) 😇

If you're looking for front-end performance wins, removing HTTP requests is always a good place to start.

Standup status: I have concepts of a plan.

Give people an out.

Me trying to convince the frozen yogurt place to add a lobster flavor: huh?

New standup status format: WE'RE COSTCO GUYS, OF COURSE WE __________________ e.g. WE'RE COSTCO GUYS, OF COURSE WE RELEASED A NEW VERSION OF THE REACT NATIVE CLIENT

Turtles sound like a sci-fi creature. Here’s a reptile that can turn into (basically) a rock. What a world. 🐢

Be the thing in the woods that terrifies the local village

No more stories. No one wants to estimate any more stories. *Ave Maria starts playing*

Every door is a 2-way door if you try hard enough.

also true for Detroiters.