My favorite part of resurrection is when they went back and didn’t find Jesus where they left him!! Don’t let NOBODY find you where they left you. Elevate! He got up! You can too! Nothing is too hard for my God!

all of creation rejoices

“no one is coming to save you” but the tomb is literally empty

“i'm so behind in life”

was it just a phase? no, it wasn't

"all women do is use men" i have never once found a man useful

nobody understands the bond between a girl and the emo bands she listened to when she was 12

My ability to find humor in anything is unmatched

Gonna say 4 years

high school in 2004

no no no you fundamentally misunderstand my suicidality. I don’t WANT to die. But like (*gestures vaguely*)

if you wore black skinny jeans in the 2010’s it meant that you liked music

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

Reading my twitter feed like it's the daily paper

tbh i wish there were more shows that romanticized being a young adult in your 20s NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL