log into twitter for the first time since 2016. Have a lot more followers and messages. Oh, there's an eNFT company with my login name. Great.

oh claudia christian, you're so much more badass than Angelina jolie #arena

How have I never seen this movie? #arena

Grandmother is reading us her will, trying to be solemn and serious. Mother interrupts & argues about the semantics of the DNR. #somuchfun

Looks like some kayakers are in trouble out on Ford lake in ypsilanti. Rescue in progress.

It looks like they're fine now.

Why on earth is #underthedome getting a second season? It's sooooo bad, and nothing like the book. tinyurl.com/km4og7b

#supernatural spin-off????? When is it going to end???? io9.com/the-supernatur…

Tonight's Breaking Bad made the Red Wedding look like Everybody Loves Raymond. #sad #depressed 😹😹😹😢

Russia has banned kilts from the Sochi Winter Olympics, under Russia's "gay propaganda law"... adobochronicles.com/2014/01/18/sco… #BoycottSochi

Waiting in line at the bank. A woman is actually depositing a jar of pennies, and counting them out.

Melanie Main Would you be able to help me convince a #Bruntsfield shop to take down it's sexist advertising?

I’ve wasted 374 days, 13 hours, 21 minutes of my life. sivakodali.com/tv I know there's at least a dozen shows I've forgotten to add.

This is not a joke. x.com/TessFowler/sta…

How was I unaware of Bullet Journals until yesterday?

Reading a biography of John Hughes. Apparently the rough cut of The Breakfast Club was over three hours long. OMG I want to see it so bad.

Just explained to a 28 year old that there are no actual bones in boners.

Possible theory: they have no fucking money