Crazy like a fox! You know that hot crazy matrix? I broke it. Trust me. When has the government ever made bad decisions? We’ve got this!

Oh I’m real. And I’m spectacular! real and spectacular.mov youtu.be/BL2PicT9Kng via YouTube

Someone on my staff didn’t get our registration for Commodity Classic in on time. Please visit our card table near the southeast entrance. If you can smell the dumpsters, you’re close.

🤦🏻‍♀️ He just doesn’t get it does he? That’s not fair to the other players that work just as hard as he does. He has batters privilege. Others should be given that money instead of him. They didn’t have equal opportunity. He was born with advantages.

Same. Trump Seed

I’d be happy to, Mitch. Cow farts = bad. Environment = good. Buy from not AOC Seed and sign into the #SeedNewDeal and we will all be here in 12 years to talk about it. Otherwise 💀

Soooo perfectly without any glitches then. Sweet! Congratulations. Coming soon to a government near you, comrade!

Chipotle diet works for me sweetheart. Goes right thru before the calories stick!

This isn’t going to be a problem at all. We have too much supply of corn and soybeans anyway which is why we have low commodity prices. We’ll be supplying farmers with almond seed. We’re going to need the milk when we ban cows due to 💩 💨

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No no no. Not free. The super rich will pay for it all. And when they’re out of money we’ll take it from the kinda rich. And then when they’re out of money we’ll take it from the sort of rich. It’s a flawless plan!

The Comminist Manifesto by Karl Marx.

Oh yes! It’s almost as good as the Chipotle diet. People don’t realize you can burn a lot of calories standing in the bread line.

I am sooo proud Junior! The only dead cow is a dead one! Now plant an almond tree. We need them to create oxygen AND milk.

Nice try... BUT it’s GMO. I say GM NO!

Excuse me, but it is WE and our black helicopters who are watching YOU Mr Flood-the-Market-With-Surplus-Grain! You think it’s fair to harvest 2 crops in one year?!? No!!! It will be outlawed.

“Relay crops?” What a HORRIBLE idea. I have my staff working on legislation for RELY CROPS as part of Green Deal II. You will RELY on me errrr gov’t to tell you want to plant, when to plant it, and how much to grow. Then you will RELY on your benevolent gov’t to sustain you.

Are you kidding me?!? We don’t offer deals. We don’t offer choices. You buy what we tell you to buy and at the price we tell you to pay. Everyone pays the same. No discounts. And plz refer to me as Ms VP-elect from now on.

No no no. You have it wrong. We will mandate 17,000 seeds/A across 100% of the acres in the US. My advisors tell me that’s the pop some farmers in dry areas use. So to be fair, everyone must plant at that rate. This farming thing is sooo easy! Duh.