I suck at being a pimp.

You're welcome, Parker..

You're welcome, @SultryPimptress.

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Jamie in that trailer thought...

{Smiles up at @CEOC_Grey as she pokes my cheek and murmurs} Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. How are you?

@SultryPimptress Thank you. @PimpingMarina

@CEOC_Grey Shit, typo. My bad. And hey I am not Assbutt jr.

{Lets a small sigh pass my lips hearing @CEOC_Grey} Well hopefully you'll be able to relax soon, as for me I'm actually doing pretty good.

No, I am not. If anyone is the assbutt jr here, it's you, @CEOC_Grey. {Presses my lips together and tries not to giggle}

Well that's good. {Makes a slight face hearing @CEOC_Grey before laughing} Honestly not really. I'm bad at it, horrible actually.

Shit, you are the old man here. {Smirks at @CEOC_Grey then shakes my head} Old assbutt.

My poor human just got head butted in the throat.

Oh your hilarious, {Playfully scowls at @CEOC_Grey and murmurs} You are ancient though.

I think I have reached my time here... I shouldn't feel the way I do and it sucks.

I hate this feeling.

Fuck I don't know what to do.

That moment when you want someone happy, but you want them to be happy with you.

{Walks up to @CEOC_Grey and leans up to kiss his cheek gently then whispers} I'm sorry for everything, goodbye Christian.

Going inactive for a bit, who know I might be back... Bye.