People need to stop referring to cauliflower as steaks. They’re a nice vegetable but they’re not a fucking steak….

Okay so every summer I think this… have I been snogging wrong my whole life? Are you meant to put your tongue in someone’s mouth before your lips even touch? #loveisland

Okay I’m sorry but just imagine sitting in a circle with all your best mates, taking it in turns to get with each other whilst everyone else watches hahahahha no I can’t cope. #LoveIsland

I can’t work out if he looks like Jack, The Giant or The Beanstalk…? #LoveIsland

Every woman in the UK watching Love Island this week #LoveIsland

Every single one of the original boys from the villa is TOXIC TRASH. Please can Kaz and Liberty win? Only genuine healthy relationship I’ve witnessed this series. #loveisland

An actor workshops a new play. #actor #newwriting #justthrowingsomeideasaroundyeah

Feeling really reassured at the advice to wave down a bus driver…

This is how we communicate now. Monzo 🏦 is the new what’s app. #SocialMediaDown #nowhatsapp

Omg WHAT is with the hideous metal stemless glasses on Love Is Blind?! They are in every scene?! Every location?! Are they trying to sell us something?! Do they contain a subliminal message???

I really hope Jim Carey wins an Oscar for his role of Shayne in Love Is Blind

And we are on sale.. So proud of this show and can't wait to bring it to Edinburgh 🐄

Calling all london based actors! Are you looking for some flexible part time work this summer? I’m looking for party entertainers for adhoc work starting at £70 per hour #dayjobsforactors #actorslife #londonactors #castingcall #actorscallout #actorscall

Every time Danica speaks she sounds like she’s leading a team meeting, presenting a PowerPoint with her colleagues 😂 #LoveIsland

Luca’s behaviour is TERRIFYING!!!! If that’s what he’s like on tv I’m actually scared what he would say/do in private 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 #loveisland

My Ryanair flight from Barcelona to London Stanstead has been cancelled. The website says no more available flights until next Friday. Anyone have any advice?? 🙏 (Also if anyone has any info on compensation I’d be v grateful) #ryanair

Hiya, I'm looking to shadow a director on a R&D process making new writing soon and/ or have a coffee with a director who's done loads of R&Ds. Hit me up ☕️

IF THEY CAST HUGE NAMES AS THE LEADS IN A SHOW ABOUT BEING AN UNKNOWN PERFORMER I.WILL.SCREAM. Please LORD let this be a production that champions new/unknown talent and helps them kickstart a career…ya know, like the actual storyline!!!!! #ibeg

If you’re outraged about 31yr old Russell Brand dating a 16 year old, stay tuned for 33yr old Noel Fielding dating a 16yr old when she was still in Yr 11. Whom he met after a gig with… Russell Brand.