It’s that poxy time of year where you wear a coat to work then carry it on home because it’s got to hot

Wish grandparents could live forever😢

Daily reminder that it costs 0p to chew with your mouth closed

wish someone would just transfer me like £25,000, it's not really asking for much is it

Sometimes I run out the house and let my life depend on Apple Pay 😂😂

big on “you could’ve just told me”

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!

How is their actually people out there that don’t like any veg fruit or salads ??? R u 5 ???

the pasta portion size at kourtney kardashian’s wedding is the one of the saddest things i’ve ever seen

This June is not juning like other Junes juned. ⛈

I proper love scruffs on Facebook I get so invested in their lives and their dramas I read their profiles like it’s the morning paper

note to self: take more pics in 2023

Our New Years Resolution is to make everyone in Britain realise that we're not the same company as Royal Mail 😩

Work hard but make sure you enjoy life too.

Someone is going to hell for this 😂😂 #brits

i don’t wanna see a single complaint about the heat this summer