One. ONE. Teenage male who goes to public school could have told you what is wrong with this.

Nobody: Me after doing praise and worship:

Somebody tell the GC president please and thank you

I used to not believe in reincarnation, but Ellen, is that you??

"It's referring to six literal, consecutive, contiguous 24-hour periods."

A little love offering library of Ellen White books

You're a pastor in Papua New Guinea and there's gonna be a huge crusade. You work for two years preparing souls for baptism. Pastor Ted Wilson arrives and says he'll do the baptizing - could you please be a lifeguard? #Blessed #Adventist #PapuaNewGuinea #PNG

Danny Shelton has no idea what he is talking about.

Badventists at communion: Shots! Shots! Shots!

Ted be like "I was shown lol"

POV: you have so many Pathfinder honors you have to recruit the quilting ministry to make your sash.

Happy Sabbath to all the Badventists Pagans Jesuits Occultists Backsliders Homosexuals and Law Breakers. May the Lord bless you richly on this His special Day of Rest.

That one that Absalom was riding when he got his hair caught in a tree n got speared in the guts. bruh the Bible is wild god bless

It's only biblically accurate if Lot sends his two daughters to work there

Wait, what is Snoop doing at the Paris Olympics sporting the Ellen G. White 'do?

When you're a G, but you're saved

Happy Oops we sure got that one wrong 180 years ago Day! To all who celebrate.