@Bucca_Teo Salem 🌌🔆/// VMeower /// cyansera.bsky.social

the diligent security cameras

Oh lux, why do you hang out in the nsfw channel all the time, why kind of degenerate shit do you lust over? Well here is common interaction between me and Salem 🌌🔆/// VMeower /// cyansera.bsky.social…… yea uh there are just cooler people in nsfw chats

Casts a spell that makes all gorillas invisible

I'm putting them on the stovetop, I will have a lovely dinner tonight

Hang on, did Valve/Steam just update their TOS to be BETTER for the consumer??

if you see this tweet im looking at you like this

my hippocampus reminding me the name of my friend salem's evil cat with the big fangs that keeps meowing into the mic when i forget

someone should invent a steering wheel that doesnt whisper things to you

meow

bro got hit by a car mid tweet

Is this how people are warned about Salem 🌌🔆/// VMeower /// cyansera.bsky.social being in the area

Beavers when they hear running water

me when I see a new episode of my favorite series, 68.4 MB/s and its really good

why the fucks my cat doing this whats up with him whys he turkey leg

we all have that one friend that we are uniquely stupid with

im silly on purpose :3

going to the gym

hello hi it is me The Slemmer I may be real again (my wife is back on twitter I think)