People scousers are salt of the earth, there’s also a load of them who are bad dickheads aswel

People who clean service station bogs deserve the world, fair fucking play to them

Imagine if Gary Neville played in this generation, the crying little bastard

That’s me with everything

Forget giving the NHS a pay rise, you should give all the gate fellas on building sites one instead. You’d think they’re saving lives the way they fucking go on

I’d let him steam through her to be fair , then make him brekkie afterwards

Boss day to be working on a site in Manchester. The mancs have gone quiet

Mad Twitter isn’t it. You can have the shittest opinion going and someone will always agree with you

To the group of lads I’ve just seen in town all dressed ready for a blizzard. Youse must fucking stink in this weather

Sliders and socks = massive nonce Sliders and no socks = massive nonce Sliders just knocking about your house = perfectly fine Sliders in public = massive nonce

Pep after sending an injured Kyle Walker back out again

Proper ironed out that scouse accent has Jodie Comer #BAFTAs

Proper grasses self serve tills aren’t they. Screaming to everyone whether you’ve got money in your bank or not . “Payment accepted” or “You’re Fucking Skint”

I’ve said this for years and I’ll stand by it. Southport is a shithole

Seen more people queuing at the self serve in the Asda on a Friday

That’s not a mural that. Some fella has just painted Paul Whitehouse from the “Ain’t milk Brilliant” advert on some fucking bricks

£500? The pram is worth 3x that . Deffo been resprayed that, wheels changed and got a private 3D reg now

Rest in Peace

There you go. Now everyone can shut the fuck up

The Peter Crouch Documentary shows two things : His Ald fella is a cunt What the fuck has happened to Abbey Clancy’s accent