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If you had bough $1000 worth of Beyond Meat stock five years ago, it would be now worth $4 With AMC, you would have $26 left If you had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) 1 year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit,

For all of you relying on AI for advice.

Omgosh I am so dead!!! Lmao poor lady! 😂 she’d even been going and buying batteries because the key fob ddnt work! 🤣

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MORE proof! The Time Teddy Roosevelt Allegedly Fought Bigfoot youtu.be/4H25DiTmKz0?si… via YouTube

Guy tries to gun it through a puddle to drench someone walking in the rain… and it backfires immediately. That karma was waiting right there

🇺🇸🇬🇧 Virginia Giuffre said Epstein trafficked her to Prince Andrew. Later, she was hit by a bus and later died by suicide, after saying “I’m not suicidal.” Oh, and the interviewer’s mother was kidnapped and is still being held for ransom. Coincidence?

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He pulled a birthday prank she’ll never forget. Is this legendary or way over the line?

THIS WAS THE GREATEST #NFL SCHEDULE RELEASE VIDEO EVER. 😭😭😭 Gold.

🚨 JUST IN: Instead of suspending PreCheck, TSA has suspended ESCORTS for members of Congress through airport security since the Democrats shut down DHS They’re now forced to wait in line with everybody else 🤣 This is how it should be ALL the time!

🚨 BREAKING: DHS just confirmed Democrat Congressmen are attempting to bring ILLEGAL ALIENS into Trump’s State of the Union as “guests” NO! EVERY SINGLE ILLEGAL brought in needs to leave in HANDCUFFS. The Democrat Reps HARBORING them should be arrested as well! Total BS!

On Monday, college kids told us Trump didn’t do so well at the State of the Union. The only problem…it hasn’t happened yet.

"EXCUSE ME STEWARDESS, I SPEAK JIVE."

Haters will say this is Al.

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