Florida just went from 80 to 40 like it saw a state trooper

I took a picture of our Thanksgiving meal not noticing that the turkey was posing for the picture.

This is pretty accurate

Well I guess these final exams aren’t going to grade themselves…

My favorite pic (of me!) this year. Fourth of July at the beach.

in the google doc we all fam

First day of the spring semester! Once more unto the breach, dear friends!

I’m glad Trump is keeping his campaign promise to <checks notes> acquire Canada, Greenland, the Panama Canal and rename the Gulf of Mexico.

Where's the lie?

Hear me out. A watch, but instead of telling the time, it constantly displays your current two-factor authentication number...

…and the NICHD LCOM grant panel review meeting was just cancelled. Was supposed to start on Monday :(

The Pollening has begun! So much tree sex…

Calling all elementary school SLPs: Take our survey to help further research in the area of speech-language pathology and literacy! fsu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_6y…

I was teaching when the active shooter warning came. I can tell you the one thing I was not prepared for. Trying to determine if we should stay in the classroom and start building barricades vs. evacuating the classroom for a more defensible position. Tough day today.

Tenure letter writing season is upon us!