MR DT I'd rather spend on Gyökeres. The work is incredible. The selflessness. The trickery. The hold up. The ability to drive into the box.

@Northbanksy Sam Dean Telegraph Football Agreed. The man is a rhinocerous. He creates tonnes of space for the rest of the lads. Sure, he's rushing his shots at the moment, but he must be knackered waiting for the king to return. Havertz and Gyökeres is one of the tastiest strikers combos in the world. I said that.

TVG I cannot wait until he and King Kai are both in the squad. Everyone should be afraid.

The Football Era LIBERO Havertz is a monster. Wait until we unleash him with Gyökeres at the same time.

I have an idea for a new sleeve sponsor- #COYG

Arsenal have no striker and their best goal scoring threat is also missing. With the lineup we are playing I genuinely think we keep a clean sheet here. Tottenham 2-0 Arsenal. Micky Van De Ven Xavi Simons

Spurs chanting “champions of Europe” was like if I won a go karting race and started calling myself a Formula 1 champion.

History maker. Ebere Eze, the first player to score a Premier League hat-trick in the north London derby.

Matt Forde

Making history. Ebere Eze: Hat-trick hero 💫

My new business venture. #COYG

Arsenal monks led by St. Totteringham #COYG

All of use after Noni Madueke scored. #COYG

Fucking bullshit the way Cucurella gets away with that and Zubimendi is booked. PGMO slime

Really harsh yellow there. What choice does he have? He touches the ball and he wins it and it’s a normal collision. Football has gone soft.

At first I thought this was a post by someone who doesn't know anything about football- but if we can make other clubs score all of the goals for us, surely we can force them to play open football.

Breaking: Kairat FC «Қайрат» ФК change their club name to King Kairat Almighty in homage to this monster.

60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Share with a Chelsea mate. Then smack yourself for having a mate who supports Chelsea.