Parasite Eve

making a thread of funny miiverse posts because online is shutting down. also i want a thread of funny miiverse posts. 🧵

Nintendo is taunting me :( #Splatoon3 #SideOrder

@Commodore256 I always like to say discrimination is taught

too late again, squignore this

Colonize the Skies Adam Brown Florian 🦖🇪🇺 Massimo Crazy you think the payment is the problem, and not the fact you've been caught speeding 12 times already lmao.

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Not having internet sucks, I fucking hate having to use data 😭

Splatoon 3 (2022)

This is Furukawa, President of Nintendo. We will make an announcement about the successor to Nintendo Switch within this fiscal year. It will have been over nine years since we announced the existence of Nintendo Switch back in March 2015. We will be holding a Nintendo Direct

Is the lemon thing still going? #EpicBattleFantasy

had a dream that GD got an update, but the only notable change was that gauntlets now had chili pepper ratings

I wanna try something… Straight Splatoon Players, Say Hi, make yourself known. LGBTQ+ Players, don’t speak, just Like and Retweet. Wanna test something.

Most Normal Mario Princess conversation 1/4 #nintendo #fanartist

this is hands down the DUMBEST keybind scheme I have ever had the misfortune to use

Some of the most unorthodox Tacticooler/Wavebreaker spots I could find: a thread 🧵

try to tell me im wrong u cant

and somehow these people just completely glossed over crusher 21 like if you're going to be this stupid at least be consistently stupid