I’m so sick of him!

My alien that I snuck out of Area 51 waking me up at 3AM to ask me how to use the microwave

shawn e camila x.com/agusgomezz_1/s…

when you snort cocain before a interview and try to act normal

i don’t know what i was expecting but i let out the ugliest laugh i think i am losing my mind x.com/daenerousse_/s…

Sex was invented in 2013 when Piper Chapman dragged Alex Vause to the chapel so they could fuck

Rockin’ the black carpet for the final season of @oitnb 🧡 #orangeforever #orangeisthenewblack #oitnb #glam #redcarpet

I cracked an egg and it was double yolked! I was excited so I recorded it on snap and asked google what it mean ... Should’ve minded my business😳

blanca and diablo are a YES

I GENUINELY JUST FOUND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS ON THE FLOOR! RT FOR GOODLUCK

totally a masterpiece