Lol ive been waiting for this one to show up on Regional American Food The comments are going EXACTLY how i expected. Sad bastards who've never had Cincinnati Style chili and can't conceive of "sweet" ingredients in a savory setting vs. We Enlightened Few.

I went to an art talk today and lemme tell you something i learned: I don't understand art!

I left this note today. #noregrets

YALL WHEN I SAY IM SHOOK. pls send me puffcorn in my time of grief. Mikesell’s, iconic Dayton-based snack company, announces closure whio.com/news/local/mik…

I saw this update and thought for a moment that People Mag had gotten really colloquial.

Tonight my colleagues and I found ourselves amidst a real world version of the Trolley Problem and lemme tell you it is NOT fun.

Every time there's Weather my FB feed is full of dudes who have been so inconvenienced by someone driving 5 miles under the speed limit that they have to take to FB to talk about how people are idiots.

"If you don't have kids, you'll never know real love." Cool, but i will know peace and goddamn quiet, so I'm fine.

I appreciate not having to spend 4 hours of my life just to have my suspicions confirmed.

(It is not me tho)

I just doordashed a truly glorious amount of chinese food because I promised myself I would eat today. And its not bad but its not good.

I'm off to walk to the bank along wet streets with holes in my shoes like I'm some sort of Dickens waif.

Everyone who got a Crimes of The Centuries Podcast "breaking news update" about the zodiac killer this morning.

I spend a lot of time at my plastic surgeon's office and for some reason this painting HAUNTS me. I am captivated by it every time I'm here.

This is so niche and i love it.

2:30 - 3:30 pm is truly the doldrums of the 8-5 day. A slump of LEAST productivity. It really should just be a scheduled nap time.

“I look at Jewish art and culture, like comedy, and I see a thriving, vibrant Jewish identity.” AJS member Jenny Caplan is featured with her new book, Funny, You Don’t Look Funny: Judaism and Humor from the Silent Generation to Millennials. uc.edu/news/articles/…

Recipes that say "perfect for any night of the week" really make it seem like there are some recipes out there that're like DONT YOU COOK THIS ON A FUCKING TUESDAY, YOU ABSOLUTE DOORKNOB.

Sometimes when I feel like being mad i think about the fact that my doctor told me to alleviate one of my chronic pains i should walk more, and then 5 minutes later told me that to alleviate a different chronic pain i should stay off my feet. Andn when i pointed that out he just