Don’t forget to move your body today 🩰

What pew should I get myself for an early bday present?

Haven’t had nicotine gum in quite awhile and I took 1 to get through my last few hours of work and that 3 mg nic gum took me to my knees……😅🥲

Who allowed this?! Fire everyone….

The very many ways this tweet could be interpreted is wild…

Gents? I need confirmation on this

Anyone can be a parent…But not everyone should be…

I’ve heard about the man flu my whole life and the tragic doom that it brings to a mans life…….but I swear…..if you mention sex…..it magically goes away 😂 What is this sorcery??

Thumb thumb will never cheat on his barber again

Probably taking my Camaro in sometime next month. Any vehicle recommendations? I’ve owned a little bit of everything and have a few things in mind. But would love yalls insight?

I might be a little excited for the release of MGS delta 🐍 #MetalGearSolid3 #mgs #eva #cosplay #mgsdelta #hideokojima

Engagement farming on someones positive news is deplorable. I hope you get sued

Ooooo a cut scene! Let me press R1 real quick 😅🐍📸🎮 #eva #MetalGearSolidΔ #PlayStation #snake HIDEO_KOJIMA

So does everyone have anxiety now?

If I ever go missing or get kidnapped please put rainbolt on my case so I can get home promptly. That is all.

If there was ever a photo that screamed “I made this meal after smoking weed” it’d be this one….cause why the fuck is your meal sitting on the microwave turn table?! 😂

I was so incredibly sheltered growing up that I thought the word anime was English and that the word hentai meant the same thing but just in Japanese…I’m sure you can imagine the weird conversations or looks that came from this….Especially since I wanted to fit in and was

I swear…..the number of people that read something on Twitter and assume it’s real is baffling to me. Can we please bring back critical thinking….