If you're a man upset at being lumped in with rapists, attackers and general arseholes just because of your gender, maybe take it up with the men who give us a bad name instead of women who have to be on guard 24/7 because of them.

Polostan, my new novel, is coming out October 15. It’s the first book in a new series I’m calling Bomb Light. More info to come as we get closer, but for now: harpercollins.com/products/polos…  @wmmorrowbooks

I’m always polite and thank Siri and automated texts so I’ll be spared when the robot/AI uprising occurs.

I hate being right about American elections - an off-the-cuff joint. …ofeast-eatingdisordersandrecovery.com/2024/11/09/i-h… via @pahl_brighteyes

In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness.

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

Tis the season to hate all the assholes who leave their pets outside in the freezing cold

Everyone has owned a tennis racket at some point but has no idea where it came from

Sorry things got so dark. It'll happen again.