I can actually remember where and how I lost it. How about u?

Kids can't keep secret, I found out that my neighbor is building a house and they might be moving in soon from their 3 year old daughter. She was like "uncle we will pack and leave you" I asked to where? She said "my daddy is building a big house" The mum gave her a side eye.🤣🤣

if things continue like this na to create one onlyfans account ........

I fit dey online but my mind dey one bush dey shout "God Abeg"

I've tested talking stages and I've tested situashionships. I highly recommend sleeping on time

*New relationship be like* Him: what you doing? Her: Drinking Water Him: Please be careful baby

While trying to push your standards to people, please try working on your flaws

Os carry cana come lodge, Omor see better 2in1 awoof 😂😂

"You hardly chat" I no Sabi spell ni 🤧😭😂😂😂

I still dey reason am why pretty gel like you go get old erigga songs for your phone?

Let’s rephrase it: You don’t need a female BESTIE when you’re in a relationship with me!!🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Na grace they carry man go far, just pray for grace 🙏

Are you a lover boy or a kpekus boy?😂

Big Mama is tired asf🥹 Good night, guys😍

What should I do for you before I sleep. 🤔🤔🤔 Repost your tweet. Comments on your post .??

Single people, go and sleep😂

Not doing well🥲

Finally, at 2k followers 💃 💃 💃 Congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 on your 2k followers DOLLAR BOSS I'm so happy we finally made this happen 🙌 ❤️ 🙏 😄 🤗 💕 Should we do 2k for 20 people or 20k for 2 people foreigners?????

God of 11:59 hour, na you be last hope😔😔

Love is sweet.. Kai!!