As a queer person my hair is a significant part of my self-expression and identity. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with chia pets -

As a person who came out later I know what it’s like to spend much of my life cleaning up the aftermath of messy decisions that ensued from not understanding my gender and sexuality. That’s why this pride month I'm partnering with bounty paper towels...

As a queer with IBS I know what it’s like to have my life dictated by running to the bathroom…that’s why this pride month I’m partnering with the running room -

As a queer with trauma I do my best to actively forget past events as a form of self protection. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with magic eraser -

As a femme-presenting queer I use a multitude of facial piercings to signal to others that I'm gay. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with hot topic's studded belts -

As an only child of divorced parents racked with guilt and shame I'm used to getting exactly what I want and believing I'm superior to everyone else for absolutely no reason. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with cis white men

As a queer with adhd who came out at an older age I know what it’s like to have no idea what I’m doing with my life…that’s why this pride month I’m partnering with Montana

As a person with auditory processing issues I'm used to always misunderstanding what people say. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with apple's voice to text feature -

As an autistic gay I often entirely miss the point. That's why this pride month I've decided to partner with all elected US officials -

As a queer who posts a lot of shit on the internet I'm used to being frequently misunderstood. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with autism -

As a queer with people pleasing tendencies and abandonment issues I have no idea what secure attachment feels like. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with command strips -

As a queer with hEDS I'm accustomed to the over flexibility of my body being a source of entertainment amongst peers, that's why this pride month I'm partnering with gumby -

As a person who struggles to stick to their budget I know what it's like to spend my money on all the wrong things. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with the us government -

As an autistic person I have a quirky sense of humor, and as such I'm used to things not landing with my respective audience. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with all corporations during pride month -

As a queer person I'm accustomed to being asked to explain the ins and outs of my sex life to people, that's why this pride month I'm partnering with bill clinton -

As a queer who struggles with mental health I'm used to shutting down over the smallest little thing. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with roomba -

As a queer with a uterus I'm used to my life being controlled by people who have no business doing so. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with tomagotchi -

Neurodivergent like: hate the system, don’t believe in capitalism, want to burn it all down and also enjoy my work, routine makes me happy, my brain is task oriented, I’d spend the day dinking around on a computer anyway. Neurodivergent like that.