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@sarita516

lover of 🌮s. chingona. selenophile 🌕 soliloquist. heart of gold. stardust soul. NO DMs please....I just rarely see them.

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Anyone else that works for @AdvocateAurora get your holiday meal voucher in the mail yet? Or did they take that away this year?

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That eclipse hit me like Daylight Savings. I'm usually tired ALL the time. But this week I'm TIRED tired. Can't wait for that vacation next week. 💗💍

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I have to remember that I'm a month shy of 45. That the ME in my mind is way more flexible and limber enough to pull off the dance moves I see myself doing than I am in real life 😆

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The whole "men vs bear" topic reminds me of when they ask athletes "which player would you let date your sister?" They almost always say "none." I wonder why that is? 💁🏽‍♀️ Hold each other accountable.

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Women can be badass CEOs. Women can be badass Doctors. Women can be badass Lawyers. Women can be badass Moms. Women can do whatever they want. It’s their right to choose what they will be.

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I'm over here minding my own business. Making tacos and dancing to "Ms Jackson." My lovely child starts making these sound effects like squeaky bed springs. He was making fun of my joints cracking 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣 And he inhaled 6 tacos 🌮

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I was today years old when I discovered that Chipotle peppers are just smoked and dehydrated Jalepeños 🤯🤦🏽‍♀️

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If you're someone who constantly struggles with anxiety, like myself, please take a box of tissues with you if you go see Inside Out 2. It's triggering 💜

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I was going to post my child for #NationalSonDay but then he hit me with a bunch of Deez Nuts jokes and hurt my feelings 😆 🤣