Death Taxes Turf beads in your shoes

The best two words of tournament season: Hospitality Room.

I’ll give you $5,000 if you can tell me what a “fibia” is.

How come every kid that comes in the ATR is so damn confused? “Umm...are you the trainer?” “No I’m just some hobo wearing a sports medicine shirt.”

It may or may not be broken. Tough to say.

Saturday's are for working 16 hours.

Ath: "I threw up like 6x at practice." Me: "Did you eat anything today?" "No, I was too afraid I'd throw it all up." "What did you learn?"

Sure coach, I’d love to look at your random friends foot. Please let me know if any of your other dirty friends need an eval.

Among all the cringe-worthy injuries I’ve seen, a bloody nipple ranks right up there at the top.

Nothing says Happy Saturday quite like a full day of Freshman B volleyball!! What’s the worst event you’ve had to cover?

Sarcastic ATC Middle school girls field hockey

A 200 lb soccer player has shin splints?! Ya don’t say.

I love when a member of the drill team passes out after their highly exertional 4 minute performance.

You can’t leave a towel anywhere near a basketball game without it being stolen immediately

Is it just me or is this new “manifesto” the biggest crock of BS you’ve ever seen?

Soccer coach thoughts: “warm up at halftime of the previous game. Then we better warm up more towards the end of the game too. Aaand we need 30 min to warm up before our game as well.”

I’ve never seen something more hilarious than walking into the weight room to see the XC team benching reps of 55# and listening to 2008 Kanye.

Think it’s broken? x.com/spittinchiclet…

The only thing better than finishing a tournament at 11:30 on a Friday night is being back at 8 AM on Saturday for another 15 hour day.

Can anyone explain to me why they yell “SHORT TIME!” at wrestling matches instead of just saying “ten seconds”?