That soul destroying moment when you reach into the packet only to find you've already had your last malteaser! Claire Davis @antonykirby

"@XmasMarketsMcr: It's 10am......this means WE ARE NOW OPEN #ManchesterXmasMarkets2012" Claire Davis Neil Murray #getthewoolliesout

@SarahhWilliss Sarah Lathwood Jessica S-Hall me too!!!! Must be something in the air...

@SarahhWilliss 800 words to go! I will get this report done today!! #deathbyuniwork!

"@OddestQuestions: If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, why was there a tree in the kitchen?" @antonykirby

"UberFacts: A homeless woman in Los Angeles was offering blowjobs in exchange for chicken nuggets!" @antonykirby Claire Davis

How many grooms will now be trying to pull off a Tom Fletcher style wedding speech?!... @tommcfly Set the speech bar ridiculously high!

"@OddestQuestions: Why do women wear watches when there is a perfectly good clock on the stove?" @antonykirby

"HIMYM Quotes: I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess" Claire Davis we will find the bottle with the answer at the bottom!

Nice try with your smooth moves Neil Murray but the look says it all... She's mine! Claire Davis

@SarahhWilliss Alicia Jo Holmes I knowwww! Plans for tomorrow? x

Minge has the proper meat sweats after that feed. Come and get it lads

On the plus side, rather smell of steak than mouldy kippers like normal

"Brick Tamland: you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly"- Anthony V-Finigan how do you do it?

25 Problems Every Short Man Faces In His Life Anthony V-Finigan I found an article I thought you could relate to... buzzfeed.com/alejandroalba/…

Sat cooking on this Emirates flight! 7 hours and still not any closer to Perth, if we get there at all having missed our connecting flight!