🚨 HELP 🚨 how do you get those silly little Claire's nose studs out?! The gem fell out and I need to switch to a fresh one but it will not budge 🥵

You won't catch me saying "thanks for putting up with me" 🫠 or "I'm nothing without you" 🙅‍♀️ to my man on the timeline today.

No, Claudia. I would have a mental breakdown. But I'll be cheering everyone on from the comfort of my sofa 🫶

Good to know, Google Assistant...

Maybe because it's known for being one of the best brunches in MCR? You'll see the same outside PKB, Ezra&Gil, Pollen, Trove at weekends. So weird to call them out like that. IMO (and clearly many others) their success is deserved, not bewildering.

Sounds like there's some shady things going down at Escape to Freight Island... #FireAndRehire 👎 reddit.com/r/manchester/c…

MY PEOPLE 💜 I'm reading this while my throat gurgles after eating my tea 😅 I'm too scared to try the botox treatment though.

I've got tickets to see James Acaster's #HecklersWelcome! "No more jobs" is said on a daily basis in this house 😂

Don't talk to me today, I'm mourning the loss of my blue tick on my work account 😫 (Hoping I can get us a grey checkmark but getting absolutly nowhere with it!)

Sorry but this is just sad 🥴

no emergency alerts, all vibes here x

Still one of my favourite albums of all time 🧡

Austria, Germany and Finland for me #EUROVISION

I let Mat pick two new summer dresses for me and I'm afraid to report that he has great taste and they look 10/10 on me. He will now take up his new role as my personal stylist. But he will of course have to compromise on my birkenstocks.

Midge 🥹💗

I'm so excited to watch 💗

When will this end??? 😫 My new 5% mortgage rate for October isn't looking too horrendous now though. Even with the £300pm increase in our payments. Apparently it could be worse 👀

Hi Stockport Council and William Wragg, how do I stop IX Wireless from erecting a 15 metre tall mast right outside my house? Apparently they don't even need to consult us or our neighbours? V much not needed as we already have a telephone pole and *many* broadband providers.